Today I hate the girls' basketball team of Dallas Academy, who recently lost to The Covenant School 100-0.* Granted, only 20 girls attend Dallas Academy -- 8 of whom play on the varsity team -- and the team has not won a game in four years. But how do you fail to score in a basketball game? Even if you jack it up from halfcourt every time, it has to go in eventually, right? I am genuinely curious how this happened. Unfortunately, nobody seems to have posted a video of the game to YouTube.
* Yes, I also hate the coach at Covenant -- a Christian school! -- for running up the score on an obviously overmatched team. But I'm trying to be edgy here.