Thursday, January 22, 2009

WHAT I HATE TODAY: Your daily dose of negative energy

Today I hate our office scanner, which constantly reminds us that its scanning surface is dirty, even though the glass is perfectly clean, and our scans and copies turn out just fine. Is it possible for a scanner to have obsessive-compulsive disorder? Or body dysmorphic disorder? I half expect to see the machine in the bathroom, washing itself over and over, or purging its lunch into the toilet. I'm going to start telling it that it's pretty.

1 comment:

  1. Lawrence, you are too funny!! - Christine