Monday, March 16, 2009

WHAT I HATE TODAY: Your daily dose of negative energy

Today I hate Trader Joe’s, for not existing in Colorado. Actually, I don’t believe that Trader Joe’s exists at all. It’s some sort of grocery store masturbation fantasy for coastal dwellers, combined with a bizarre plot to make those of us in flyover country feel like drooling troglodytes for shopping at Whole Foods, where a quart of spicy guac costs $22.50.


  1. Cannot agree more since they do not exist in Canada either. After the race in Chicago, my friends looked at me funny when I specifically said I wanted to go to Trader Joe's.

  2. Blasphemy! You dare to doubt the existence of Trader Joe's? Hm. Now that I think about it, months ago my aunts offered to send me some groceries from said store and the merchandise still hasn't arrived. Maybe the store stopped existing when I moved to flyover country?