Tuesday, April 7, 2009

WHAT I HATE TODAY: Your daily dose of negative energy

Today I hate Harvard University,* which keeps sending me alumni fundraising letters and leaving voicemails asking for money. Hey, Harvard -- you are aware that I didn't graduate, right? Don't you think it would be a good idea to keep lists of such things? But, while we're on the topic, I'll offer you a deal: I send you a few lousy bucks to add to your bloated $28.8 billion endowment, and you send me a diploma. Whaddya say?



*EXPLANATORY NOTE FOR CANADIAN READERS: Harvard is America's McGill.
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3 comments:

  1. GregWApril 8, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Originally from The Onion

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  2. Madame BeaujoulaisApril 9, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Ya really did to clean that thing once in a while...

    MB

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  3. Madame BeaujoulaisApril 9, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    What I meant to say, of course, is:

    Ya really [need] to clean that...

    MB

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